Commentary Unnecessary: Katt Williams’ Mugshot

10 11 2009

KATTW

Okay, for 2010, can we all commit to following the principle that the male perm is not a jail-friendly hairstyle?  If you have one, just stay out of jail.  Nobody wants to see you looking like Thing 1 and Thing 2 from the Dr. Suess books.  Speaking of which, how long is James Brown’s rap sheet?  Is DMX trying to break his record?  Messin’ with them white girls, I guess…or that white girl (*cocaine*).

JAMESB

James looks like he's fresh off a performance...not the worst thing I've ever seen.

JAMESB2

This right here? This IS the worst thing I've ever seen. James looks like Darnell's mama from up the block with the full 5:00 shadow who chain-smokes Virginia Slims on her porch all day.

JAMESB3

Um...Buffalo Soldier?





Commentary Unnecessarry

24 07 2009
Uh-Huh.

Uh-Huh.

Uh-Uh.

Uh-Uh.

I know I said no comments necessary, but I like breaking rules.  Quite simply, everybody ain’t able.




Commentary Unnecessary

16 07 2009
...and it's a one-story, apparently right off Slauson.

...and it's a one-story, apparently right off Slauson.